"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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