I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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