She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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