We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
love makes seman taste better
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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