Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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