Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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