she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
sex in a hospital.. check
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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