im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
last night I used snow as a chaser
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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