I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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