That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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