Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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