why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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