He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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