kristin has been a bad kristin
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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