He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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