Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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