I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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