i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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