She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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