i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
even my farts smell like vagina
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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