She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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