i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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