you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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