Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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