According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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