VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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