the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
