belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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