Ambien. No doubt about it.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Your penis caused this!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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