I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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