Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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