eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
