Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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