i think i have herpe
just one?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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