I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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