I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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