No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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