yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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