Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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