I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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