Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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