Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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