New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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