Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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