Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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