and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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