What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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