Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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