quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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