"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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